pidgeyons:

t-e-a-m

pidgeyons:

t-e-a-m

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

Last night was really weird. I mean, I guess it was pretty fun, too. But it was really weird. And now I’ve used up all my socialization for the week, so I’m exhausted and just want to curl up in bed for the next three days and hide.

So me and birthday dude’s wife ended up kinda making out.

gmbeowulf said: You moved across the country! How is the world so small?!

No, it’s stupidly small. Like, he’s not the only ex with a huge friend group out here. 0_o

airspaniel:

So I’ve somehow managed to promise a coworker that I will go out with him and his buddies tonight to celebrate one of his friend’s birthday. I don’t know these people, but dollars to donuts they remember my name, because guess who they’re all BFFs with? MY SHITTIEST EX EVER.

I came home after work for the express purpose of pounding some shots of whatever I have so I’m not going in dry (phrasing).

Awesome.

Uh oh. You guys ever notice how easy it is to drink a third of a bottle of mango rum in one go? In like, five minutes? 0_o

So I’ve somehow managed to promise a coworker that I will go out with him and his buddies tonight to celebrate one of his friend’s birthday. I don’t know these people, but dollars to donuts they remember my name, because guess who they’re all BFFs with? MY SHITTIEST EX EVER.

I came home after work for the express purpose of pounding some shots of whatever I have so I’m not going in dry (phrasing).

Awesome.

America: The Exhibit

I just want to bring this life-ruining item to people’s attention. 2 for 1 coupon code for a limited time only!

Had a dream about Steve and Bucky. Clock radio woke me up with the chorus of the theme from The Breakfast Club.

dontbearuiner:

commanderbishoujo:

groupinou:

strawberryr:

burgerhime:

yifflord:

groupinou:

AMERICANS: name every canadian province

Hockey

Quebec

Totoro

sssdsssssdsfsds

tim hortons

Poutine.

The capital of Quebec is Queblowme. Next question.

(Source: mawiler)